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31 posters
Joke Time!
starbooze- Pchy's Queen
- Number of posts : 1578
Age : 35
Location : Manila
Registration date : 2008-12-30
julipych- Pchy's Lover
- Number of posts : 2419
Age : 33
Location : quezon city
Registration date : 2009-03-08
LOve me again ito...(land down underworld)
manta2k8- Certified Pchyholic
- Number of posts : 1099
Location : kyusi
Registration date : 2009-01-10
Busy ngayon si Inday dahil may part time job sya, kaya wala munang love life
- Spoiler:
- Habang nagbrobrowse si Inday sa craigslist ay may nakita syang ad:
WANTED: Temporary Chambermaid
* Medium-sized house in a good neighborhood
* Owners usually out
* No pets
* One child (girl)
We need a housemaid-on-call who can temporary fill in for our regular one in case she’s unavailable. Hired personnel will only need to clean the house and watch over our daughter. Freelancers welcome to apply.
Please call 0919-xxxxxxx to schedule an interview.
Interesado si Inday na mag-freelance kaya’t tinawagan nya ito para magpa-schedule.
Pagdating sa bahay ng araw ng interview, ni-ring nya ang doorbell.
Yung bata ang nagbukas ng pinto.
Inday: Hello young lady, I’m here for an interview. What’s your name?
Angelina: Ewww. Who are you? Another loserrr yaya? Whatever?? (at pumasok ulit para tawagin ang kanyang nanay)
Nagulat si Inday sa narinig sa bata.
julipych- Pchy's Lover
- Number of posts : 2419
Age : 33
Location : quezon city
Registration date : 2009-03-08
haha....kaya naman pla...good luck kay Inday!
starbooze- Pchy's Queen
- Number of posts : 1578
Age : 35
Location : Manila
Registration date : 2008-12-30
Ang pagtutuuos ni Angelina at Inday. That would be a classic!
julipych- Pchy's Lover
- Number of posts : 2419
Age : 33
Location : quezon city
Registration date : 2009-03-08
exactly, nagtagpo ulit sila ng katapat nya! bwahaha.. 
D@shie- Honorary Pchynatic
- Number of posts : 8586
Age : 37
Location : Δωδεκάθεον
Registration date : 2009-01-01
A city lawyer went duck hunting in a rural town. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's paddock on the other side of the fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer walked up to him and asked what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field., and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
"I am one of the best trial attorneys in the country and if you don't let me get that duck I'll sue you and take everything you own," boasted the lawyer.
The old farmer smiled. "Apparently, ou don't know how we do thing up here. We settle small disagreements like this with the "Three Kick Rule"."
"What's that?," the lawyer asked.
"Well, first I kick you three times, and then you kick me three times and so on, back and forth until someone gives up," said the farmer.
The attorney thought about it and figured he could take the old codger. So he agreed.
The old farmer walked up to the city feller and kicked him in the groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly ripped the man's nose off his face. The thrid kick almost knocked the lawyer out of his wits.
The lawyer slowly got to his feet and said, "Okat, you old coot... now it's my turn."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer walked up to him and asked what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field., and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
"I am one of the best trial attorneys in the country and if you don't let me get that duck I'll sue you and take everything you own," boasted the lawyer.
The old farmer smiled. "Apparently, ou don't know how we do thing up here. We settle small disagreements like this with the "Three Kick Rule"."
"What's that?," the lawyer asked.
"Well, first I kick you three times, and then you kick me three times and so on, back and forth until someone gives up," said the farmer.
The attorney thought about it and figured he could take the old codger. So he agreed.
The old farmer walked up to the city feller and kicked him in the groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly ripped the man's nose off his face. The thrid kick almost knocked the lawyer out of his wits.
The lawyer slowly got to his feet and said, "Okat, you old coot... now it's my turn."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."
D@shie- Honorary Pchynatic
- Number of posts : 8586
Age : 37
Location : Δωδεκάθεον
Registration date : 2009-01-01
An 18-year-old girl tells her mom that she's missed her period for two months. Worried, the mother buys a pregnancy kit. The test shows that the girl is pregnant. Crying, the mother says, "Who's the pig that did this to you?" The girl picks up the phone makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a distinguished man dressed in an expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Your daughter has informed me of the problem. But I can't marry her because of my family situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born, I'll bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $10 million bank account. If a boy's born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $20 million bank account. If it's twins, a factory, and $10 million each. But if there's a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" The father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "Then you try again."
Guest- Guest
^lol...how I wish to be like that girl 
peech- Pchy's Queen
- Number of posts : 2623
Registration date : 2008-12-30
you mean, you wanna get pregnant as well?!? hhaahhaah!!
D@shie- Honorary Pchynatic
- Number of posts : 8586
Age : 37
Location : Δωδεκάθεον
Registration date : 2009-01-01
And me too... 
Guest- Guest
peech wrote:you mean, you wanna get pregnant as well?!? hhaahhaah!!
yea, if it mean getting rich
D@shie wrote:And me too...
oh...will u bear my child then? of course, I am not rich like that guy. joking!
D@shie- Honorary Pchynatic
- Number of posts : 8586
Age : 37
Location : Δωδεκάθεον
Registration date : 2009-01-01
And I though this would be my chance to get incredibly rich... 
Guest- Guest
D@shie wrote:And I though this would be my chance to get incredibly rich...
I am dirt poor. I need someone like you to live off of...lol
D@shie- Honorary Pchynatic
- Number of posts : 8586
Age : 37
Location : Δωδεκάθεον
Registration date : 2009-01-01
A woman walked int a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist for some arsenic.
He asked, "What for?"
She said, "I want to kill my husband."
"Sorry, I can't do that," replied the pharmacist
She then reached into her handbag and pulled a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
He says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription..."
He asked, "What for?"
She said, "I want to kill my husband."
"Sorry, I can't do that," replied the pharmacist
She then reached into her handbag and pulled a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
He says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription..."
D@shie- Honorary Pchynatic
- Number of posts : 8586
Age : 37
Location : Δωδεκάθεον
Registration date : 2009-01-01
duplex wrote:D@shie wrote:And I though this would be my chance to get incredibly rich...
I am dirt poor. I need someone like you to live off of...lol
Well then tough luck... I can't beleive that both of us are broke...
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D@shie wrote:duplex wrote:D@shie wrote:And I though this would be my chance to get incredibly rich...
I am dirt poor. I need someone like you to live off of...lol
Well then tough luck... I can't beleive that both of us are broke...
thats ok...I could live with your parent while u live in the street...I mean if you really like me then you will do it.
D@shie- Honorary Pchynatic
- Number of posts : 8586
Age : 37
Location : Δωδεκάθεον
Registration date : 2009-01-01
duplex wrote:
thats ok...I could live with your parent while u live in the street...I mean if you really like me then you will do it.
That is why I
you so much dup... you will make me work while you bum the whole day in our house... what a very responsible partner... 
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D@shie wrote:duplex wrote:
thats ok...I could live with your parent while u live in the street...I mean if you really like me then you will do it.
That is why I
no problem... 
imakuni- Certified Pchyholic
- Number of posts : 923
Age : 37
Location : Cavite, Philippines
Registration date : 2009-01-01
Q: Why did the lettuce blush?
- Spoiler:
- A: Because she saw the salad dressing!
D@shie- Honorary Pchynatic
- Number of posts : 8586
Age : 37
Location : Δωδεκάθεον
Registration date : 2009-01-01
A woman was walking through the woods when she came across a rusty old lamp. The woman, being so curious, immediately picked it up and rubbed it. Then suddenly a genie appeared saying he would grant the lady three wishes. The catch was, for every wish, her husband would get the same ten times over.
The woman said, "I want to be the most beautiful women in the world." The genie warned her, "Your husband will be the most handsome man in the world and women will flock to him." The woman replied, "That's okay, I trust my husband." So poof!!!... she became the most beautiful woman in the world.
After that, the woman said, "For my second wish, I want to be the richest woman in the world." The genie said, "That would make your husband ten times richer than you." "That's okay, we will share our money," said the woman. Poof!!!... she became the richest woman in the world.
The genie then inquired about her last wish. The woman thought of it then smiled...
The woman said, "Hmmm... I'd like a mild heart attack."
The woman said, "I want to be the most beautiful women in the world." The genie warned her, "Your husband will be the most handsome man in the world and women will flock to him." The woman replied, "That's okay, I trust my husband." So poof!!!... she became the most beautiful woman in the world.
After that, the woman said, "For my second wish, I want to be the richest woman in the world." The genie said, "That would make your husband ten times richer than you." "That's okay, we will share our money," said the woman. Poof!!!... she became the richest woman in the world.
The genie then inquired about her last wish. The woman thought of it then smiled...
The woman said, "Hmmm... I'd like a mild heart attack."
manta2k8- Certified Pchyholic
- Number of posts : 1099
Location : kyusi
Registration date : 2009-01-10
Happened in real life
one of our customer park her car then went in to our store and ordered a meal for take away, when she's about to open the car's door, she noticed that its already open and some of her valuables is missing.
me: Mam, paki-sulat po sa logbook yung name nyo and yung mg nawawalang gamit
girl: ok
one of our customer park her car then went in to our store and ordered a meal for take away, when she's about to open the car's door, she noticed that its already open and some of her valuables is missing.
me: Mam, paki-sulat po sa logbook yung name nyo and yung mg nawawalang gamit
girl: ok
- Spoiler:
- ito yung mga sinulat nya:
1. cellphone
2. 50,000+ cash
3. eye-pod
imakuni- Certified Pchyholic
- Number of posts : 923
Age : 37
Location : Cavite, Philippines
Registration date : 2009-01-01
Weeee! Matang mata ang eyepod! Hehehe.
manta2k8- Certified Pchyholic
- Number of posts : 1099
Location : kyusi
Registration date : 2009-01-10
grabeh noh, buong shift ko eh tawa ako ng tawa nyan
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