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    imakuni
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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by imakuni on March 18th 2009, 8:11 pm

    Sa isang restaurant po ba yan manta? Saan?

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by manta2k8 on March 18th 2009, 8:12 pm

    dun sa "Finger lickin Good" lol!

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by imakuni on March 18th 2009, 8:50 pm

    Waw, sarap kumain dun. Sarap ng burgers! Waaaaa!

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by manta2k8 on March 18th 2009, 8:55 pm

    burgers Suspect

    you really like it Question

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by imakuni on March 18th 2009, 8:57 pm

    Oo, lalo na yung BBQ burgers nila. Very Happy

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by manta2k8 on March 18th 2009, 9:03 pm

    ^BBQ sauce lang nagpapasarap don, kahit wala ngang patty eh ok na lol!

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by imakuni on March 19th 2009, 1:28 pm

    Hehehehehehe. Smile

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by D@shie on April 4th 2009, 7:25 pm

    A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster to copulate with his chickens. The farmer puts the rooster straight in the pen so he can get down to business. The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says
    "OK, old fellow, time to retire."
    The old rooster says, "You can't handle all these chickens....look at what it did to me!"
    The young rooster replies, "Now, don't give me a hassle about this. Time for the old to step aside and the young to take over, so take a hike."
    The old rooster says, "Aw, c'mon.....just let me have the two old hens over in the corner. I won't bother you,"
    The young rooster says, "Scram! Beat it! You're washed up! I'm taking over!"
    So, the old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young rooster, "I'll tell you what, young fellow, I'll have a race with you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins the race gets domain of the chicken coop. And if I'm so feeble, why not give me a little head start?
    The young rooster says, "Sure, why not, you know I'll still beat you,"
    They line up in back of the farmhouse, get a chicken to cluck "Go!" and the old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster is only about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
    The farmer, sitting on the porch, looks up, sees what's going on, grabs his shotgun and BOOM!, he blows the young rooster to KFC heaven.
    He shakes his head gloomily and says, "Son of a bitch...third gay rooster I bought this week!"


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    Post by D@shie on April 4th 2009, 7:30 pm

    A butcher is busy at work when notices a dog in his shop. He shoos the dog away. Later, he notices the dog is back again. He walks over to the dog, and notices that the dog has a note in his mouth. The butcher takes the note which reads, "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please."
    The butcher looks, and lo and behold, in the dog's mouth, there is a ten dollar bill. So the butcher takes the money, puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, and places it in the dog's mouth.
    The butcher is very impressed, and since it's closing time, he decides to close up shop and follow the dog. So, off he goes. The dog is walking down the street and comes to a crossing. The dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the crossing button. Then he waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to change. They do, and he walks across the road, with the butcher following. The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The butcher is in awe at this stage. The dog checks out the times, and sits on one of the seats to wait for the bus.
    Along comes a bus. The dog walks to the front of the bus, looks at the number, and goes back to his seat. Another bus comes. Again the dog goes and looks at the number, notices it's the right bus, and climbs on. The butcher, by now open-mouthed, follows him onto the bus.
    The bus travels thru town and out to the suburbs. Eventually the dog gets up, moves to the front of the bus, stands on his hind legs and pushes the button to stop the bus. The dog gets off, groceries still in his mouth, with the butcher still following. They walk down the road, and the dog approaches a house.
    He walks up the path, and drops the groceries on the step. Then he walks back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -whap!- against the door. He goes back down the path, takes another run, and throws himself -whap!- against the door again!
    There's no answer at the door, so the dog goes back down the path, jumps up on a narrow wall, and walks along the perimeter of the garden. He gets to a window, and bangs his head against it several times. He walks back, jumps off the wall, and waits at the door. The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts laying into the dog, really yelling at him.
    The butcher runs up and stops the guy. "What the heck are you doing? This dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for God's sake!"
    "Clever, my ass," the guy responds, "This is the second time this week he's forgotten his key!"


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    And I could...


    Fall inlove with the same person five times!


    - Orihime Inoue




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    Post by D@shie on April 4th 2009, 7:32 pm

    A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store. The parrot says to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
    Well, the lady is furious! And she storms past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot in the window and the parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
    Well, she was incredibly ticked now. The next day see saw the same parrot and the parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
    The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager said, "That's not good." and promised he wouldn't say it again.
    When the lady walked past the store after work the parrot said to her, "Hey lady." She paused and said, "Yes?" and the bird said, "You know."


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    Then I could be from five different towns,
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    and have five different jobs...


    And I could...


    Fall inlove with the same person five times!


    - Orihime Inoue




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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by D@shie on April 4th 2009, 7:41 pm

    Doctor: One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart,"


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    Then I could be from five different towns,
    and stuff myself full of five different types of food
    and have five different jobs...


    And I could...


    Fall inlove with the same person five times!


    - Orihime Inoue




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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by D@shie on April 20th 2009, 7:20 pm

    Funny question and I'd like to know your thoughts...


    - Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

    - If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    - Can you get cornered in a round room?


    - If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?


    - Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?



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    If only I have five lives!
    Then I could be from five different towns,
    and stuff myself full of five different types of food
    and have five different jobs...


    And I could...


    Fall inlove with the same person five times!


    - Orihime Inoue




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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by peech on April 20th 2009, 7:39 pm

    dagdag:


    when a deaf person comes into a hearing, will it still be called a hearing?

    heehe

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by D@shie on April 20th 2009, 7:41 pm

    More...

    - Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?

    - Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too?

    - Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


    - Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?

    - When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what’s the difference?




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    Then I could be from five different towns,
    and stuff myself full of five different types of food
    and have five different jobs...


    And I could...


    Fall inlove with the same person five times!


    - Orihime Inoue




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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by D@shie on April 20th 2009, 7:57 pm

    Still more...

    - Seeing as cupid is so good at matchmaking, why doesn't he have a girlfriend?

    - Is it possible for a narcoleptic to have insomnia?


    - If there were a knowledge contest, would the female winner be called Miss Informed?

    - If you stick on stickers on non-stick pans, would they stick on?

    - If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?


    _________________
    If only I have five lives!
    Then I could be from five different towns,
    and stuff myself full of five different types of food
    and have five different jobs...


    And I could...


    Fall inlove with the same person five times!


    - Orihime Inoue




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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by grace on May 8th 2009, 7:46 pm




    Letter From Daughter to Mother (This puts things in perspective)

    A friend of mine, a single mother of one, was passing by her daughter’s bedroom when she saw, to her shock, the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

    Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it’s not only the passion Mom, I’m pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that’s now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don’t worry Mom, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

    Your daughter, Judith

    PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I’m over at the neighbor’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that’s in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.




    Very Happy Very Happy

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by Eustace on May 14th 2009, 2:16 pm

    MGA SIMPLENG PANGARAP...

    chanrakter: Gusto kong maging NURSE para makatulong sa kapwa...

    KAR:Ako DOCTOR para makagamot ng kapwa...

    Jaisus:Ako SUPERHERO para makasagip ng kapwa...

    marianner:Ako MAYOR, tutulungan ko ang kapwa ko...

    itinakdada:Ako PRESIDENTE. Maglilingkod ako sa kapwa...

    Spoiler:
    Eustace:Ako... Gusto ko maging KAPWA para tibi-tiba!!!

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by peech on May 14th 2009, 5:50 pm

    HHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! lol!

    eustace, ayos yung naisip mo na lagyan ng mga pangalan ng forum members ah! hahahha!!!

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by Eustace on May 14th 2009, 6:01 pm

    "TULA NI KAR"


    Akoy uupo
    sa lumang bangko
    lintik na surot
    sundot ng sundot
    sa sobrang sundot
    akoy napautot
    kawawang surot
    namatay sa banotot...

    BOW!!!



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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by Eustace on May 14th 2009, 6:05 pm

    MGA PANANAW NI PEECH:

    NORMAL
    is
    BORING


    PARANORMAL
    is
    SHOCKING


    CRIMINAL
    is
    HORRIFYING


    HOMOSEXUAL
    is
    BADING


    Spoiler:
    ABNORMAL
    is
    READING

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by Eustace on May 14th 2009, 6:09 pm

    LOVE TRIANGLE

    Magkahawak nga tayo ng kamay pero sa iba ka nakatingin!!!
    stare

    Spoiler:
    Mouse nag seselos sa Monitor...

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by Jaisus on May 14th 2009, 10:13 pm

    Eustace wrote:LOVE TRIANGLE

    Magkahawak nga tayo ng kamay pero sa iba ka nakatingin!!!
    stare

    Spoiler:
    Mouse nag seselos sa Monitor...

    haha go kua eustace,, ^_^

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by chiruruzu on May 14th 2009, 10:14 pm

    Jaisus wrote:
    Eustace wrote:LOVE TRIANGLE

    Magkahawak nga tayo ng kamay pero sa iba ka nakatingin!!!
    stare

    Spoiler:
    Mouse nag seselos sa Monitor...

    haha go kua eustace,, ^_^

    My gosh, tawang tawa ako dito. May kurot ang humor, haha!

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by Jaisus on May 14th 2009, 10:18 pm

    chiruruzu wrote:
    Jaisus wrote:
    Eustace wrote:LOVE TRIANGLE

    Magkahawak nga tayo ng kamay pero sa iba ka nakatingin!!!
    stare

    Spoiler:
    Mouse nag seselos sa Monitor...

    haha go kua eustace,, ^_^

    My gosh, tawang tawa ako dito. May kurot ang humor, haha!


    YEAH clap clap clap

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by Eustace on May 14th 2009, 10:32 pm

    HUMANS fall in LOVE....

    Spoiler:
    thats NORMAL...

    COWS eat GRASS

    Spoiler:
    thats NATURAL...

    but MONKEYS using COMPUTER???

    Spoiler:
    THATS INCREDIBLE

    Spoiler:
    STILL CLICKING????

    Spoiler:
    UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!

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