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Joke Time!
zydrelle- Certified Pchyholic
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wawa namann si chokolate..
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joke time..
yesterday night...
i was lying on my bed,
then i see the moon,
then i look at the stars,
after a while i realize,
O M G!! our rooftop is missing...
wahaha (corny)
yesterday night...
i was lying on my bed,
then i see the moon,
then i look at the stars,
after a while i realize,
O M G!! our rooftop is missing...
wahaha (corny)
julliancloud- Pchy's Lover
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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.
She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."
"What did you not understand ?"
And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"
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On a famous TV game show A BLONDE contestant needed only to answer one more question. One simple question stood between her and ONE MILLION DOLLARS! "To be today's champion," the show's smiling host intoned, "name two of Santa's reindeer." The contestant, gave a sigh of relief, gratified that she had drawn such an easy question. "Rudolph!" she said confidently, "and, ...Olive!" The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads said to do) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain... 'Olive?!?'". "You know," the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer..."
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."
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D@shie wrote:
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."
ROTFLOL!!!!!!
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. .that was awesome. . .. . i like it very much. .
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wahaha...more blonde jokes!
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hahaha... i like blonde jokes. ang dumb talaga! kung sino magsalita.
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hahaha you betcha
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Bahay Kubo (the ondoy victims version)
Bahay ko po,
dami putik,
ang pumasok doon,
ay sari sari.
Nilamas na karton,
sirang medyas at damit,
silya, basurang mapanghe.
Ondoy parusa,
binura Marikina,
at saka meron pa,
lubog din ang Edsa.
Montalban at Pasig,
Taytay at Cainta,
sapaligid-ligid ay puno ng baha.
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wow perfect galing naman ng bahay kubo version ng ondoy...
but not perfect ng dahil sa ondoy na yan...daming kawawang tao na nsalanta..
but not perfect ng dahil sa ondoy na yan...daming kawawang tao na nsalanta..
krispen- Honorary Pchynatic
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with that song, it just shows how filipinos turns a bad situation into something lighter, more acceptable way to ease a depressing, horrific moment
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I know. it's not nice to laugh at other people's expense. In fact, I feel for them.. I honestly do! But as
pen said, this song only proves how great Filipinoes cope after being devasted by Ondoy... We try to laugh it all off.. I do not wish to offend anyone nor belittle their losses. I was merely awed on how much Filipinoes try to stay happy after the onslaught of Ondoy... We try content ourselves by laughing our hearts out just to ease the pain and move forward... Please do not hate me for liking the song...
D@shie- Honorary Pchynatic
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More blonde jokes...
Two blondes were on their way to Disneyland, when one of the blondes read the sign, "Disneyland left".
So they went home...
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A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
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D@shie wrote:
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
more..more..
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ang dame naman..
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D@shie wrote:
More blonde jokes...
Two blondes were on their way to Disneyland, when one of the blondes read the sign, "Disneyland left".
So they went home...
this cracks me every time
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krispen wrote:D@shie wrote:
More blonde jokes...
Two blondes were on their way to Disneyland, when one of the blondes read the sign, "Disneyland left".
So they went home...
this cracks me every time
I know right? It was really simple yet uber funny...
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Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration the manager hired her.
After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arived there the blonde was sewing to marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.
The manager said, "I said to give each Elmo two test tickles; not two testicles!"
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D@shie wrote:krispen wrote:D@shie wrote:
More blonde jokes...
Two blondes were on their way to Disneyland, when one of the blondes read the sign, "Disneyland left".
So they went home...
this cracks me every time
I know right? It was really simple yet uber funny...
Teehee!
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I want more BLOND jokes!!!
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