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    xcid24
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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by xcid24 on May 15th 2009, 12:52 am

    The fruits basket:

    ..Isang araw nagkita si Mansanas at Ampalaya:

    Mansanas: Anu ba yan, bakit parang pumanget ang view ko?

    Ampalaya: Ang yabang mo mansanas, balang araw, kukulubot ka rin!

    Mansanas: Ha? Bitter?


    ..Mansanas nakita si Ponkan sa loob ng ref:

    Ponkan: Ano ba yan, ang lamig naman dito!

    Mansanas: OMG!!



    Yung ponkan nagsasalita!!

    ..Mansanas nakitang nakatitig sa kanya si Pinya:

    Mansanas: HOY PINYA!

    Anong tini-tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin mo jan?!



    haha.. MAIS!!!

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by peech on May 15th 2009, 1:50 am

    Eustace wrote:HUMANS fall in LOVE....

    Spoiler:
    thats NORMAL...

    COWS eat GRASS

    Spoiler:
    thats NATURAL...

    but MONKEYS using COMPUTER???

    Spoiler:
    THATS INCREDIBLE

    Spoiler:
    STILL CLICKING????

    Spoiler:
    UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!

    natawa ko ng sobra dito! lol!

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by peech on May 15th 2009, 1:51 am

    xcid24 wrote: The fruits basket:

    ..Isang araw nagkita si Mansanas at Ampalaya:

    Mansanas: Anu ba yan, bakit parang pumanget ang view ko?

    Ampalaya: Ang yabang mo mansanas, balang araw, kukulubot ka rin!

    Mansanas: Ha? Bitter?


    ..Mansanas nakita si Ponkan sa loob ng ref:

    Ponkan: Ano ba yan, ang lamig naman dito!

    Mansanas: OMG!!



    Yung ponkan nagsasalita!!

    ..Mansanas nakitang nakatitig sa kanya si Pinya:

    Mansanas: HOY PINYA!

    Anong tini-tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin mo jan?!



    haha.. MAIS!!!

    di ko to nagets? ala bang kulang dun sa post? hahhahha

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by Eustace on May 15th 2009, 1:55 am

    WHP POLL:
    Reaction ng mga texters pag nawala or nanakaw ang cellphone nila...


    2% of them
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    SHIT!!! mahal pa naman yung and... like i bought that from powerplant mall!!!

    2% of them
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    WHAT DA!!! andun pa naman yung memory card oh...

    1% of them
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    PUTCHA NAMAN!!! baka kumalat yung scandal ko!!!

    1% of them
    Spoiler:
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! my pictures!!!!!!

    2% of them
    Spoiler:
    NAKU NAMAN!!! yung load nun!!! unli pa naman...

    and to the ramaining 92%...
    Spoiler:
    SHOCKS!!! yung cell number PCHY!!!

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by xcid24 on May 15th 2009, 2:44 am

    peech wrote:
    xcid24 wrote: The fruits basket:

    ..Isang araw nagkita si Mansanas at Ampalaya:

    Mansanas: Anu ba yan, bakit parang pumanget ang view ko?

    Ampalaya: Ang yabang mo mansanas, balang araw, kukulubot ka rin!

    Mansanas: Ha? Bitter?


    ..Mansanas nakita si Ponkan sa loob ng ref:

    Ponkan: Ano ba yan, ang lamig naman dito!

    Mansanas: OMG!!



    Yung ponkan nagsasalita!!

    ..Mansanas nakitang nakatitig sa kanya si Pinya:

    Mansanas: HOY PINYA!

    Anong tini-tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin mo jan?!



    haha.. MAIS!!!

    di ko to nagets? ala bang kulang dun sa post? hahhahha

    sabi na.. hindi ko future maging stand up comedian - huhuhu shy

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by xcid24 on May 15th 2009, 2:45 am

    Eustace wrote:WHP POLL:
    Reaction ng mga texters pag nawala or nanakaw ang cellphone nila...


    2% of them
    Spoiler:
    SHIT!!! mahal pa naman yung and... like i bought that from powerplant mall!!!

    2% of them
    Spoiler:
    WHAT DA!!! andun pa naman yung memory card oh...

    1% of them
    Spoiler:
    PUTCHA NAMAN!!! baka kumalat yung scandal ko!!!

    1% of them
    Spoiler:
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! my pictures!!!!!!

    2% of them
    Spoiler:
    NAKU NAMAN!!! yung load nun!!! unli pa naman...

    and to the ramaining 92%...
    Spoiler:
    SHOCKS!!! yung cell number PCHY!!!

    haha.. tamaa!! yes

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by xyleena on May 15th 2009, 3:30 am

    joke time? so in philippines there are times that you have joke?

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by Eustace on May 15th 2009, 3:39 am

    xyleena wrote:joke time? so in philippines there are times that you have joke?

    well... sometimes... us pilipinos have time to make jokes...

    if you know a joke, don't be afraid to post it here...

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by xyleena on May 15th 2009, 3:46 am

    aic so you are making fun.. in joking someone that's bad isn't it

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by Eustace on May 15th 2009, 3:48 am

    xyleena wrote:aic so you are making fun.. in joking someone that's bad isn't it

    it depends on the joke...

    there are different types of jokes...

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by xyleena on May 15th 2009, 3:49 am

    joking is like making fun to someone so i think its bad

    is there any joke that can't harm someone in your country?

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by Eustace on May 15th 2009, 3:52 am

    xyleena wrote:joking is like making fun to someone so i think its bad

    is there any joke that can't harm someone in your country?

    yes...

    there are many jokes that can't harm someone...

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by xyleena on May 15th 2009, 3:54 am

    alright but i dont get it

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by xcid24 on May 15th 2009, 9:30 am


    haha, alright xyleena, here's one:

    Why did the turtle cross the road?

    To get to the "Shell" Station..


    haha. cornball~~ lol!

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by peech on May 16th 2009, 12:09 am

    another one...

    Q: Why did the Banana go to the doctor?!







    A: because he's not PEELING well!!!

    lol!

    corny! hahah

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by Eustace on May 16th 2009, 1:10 pm

    THE BEST ADVICE FOR MOTHERS!!!!
    Spoiler:

    CIGARETTE SMOKING IS BEST FOR BABY'S UP TO 2 YEARS...

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by Eustace on May 16th 2009, 1:19 pm

    Buhay ni inday after nyang sumali sa Deal or No Deal...


    AMO: Hoy, Inday! Bakit sunog ang sinaing?

    INDAY: Heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus effect of the best conductor of heat which is the steel, causing the Oriza sativa to change its state of color, smell as well as taste.

    AMO: In other words, you didn't apply your knowledge about heat conductors and left the Oriza sativa to burn! Akala mo, nosebleed ako' no?! Nagi-study na ako... Bring it on! Bitch!

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by Eustace on May 16th 2009, 1:21 pm

    ang mga taong di photogenic at di magawang maging maganda o gwapo sa picture ..


    laging suggesti0n :





    Spoiler:

    WACKY! DALI WACKY TAYO!

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by Eustace on May 16th 2009, 1:25 pm

    isang gabi,isang lolo ang humatak sa isang babae sa damuhan..

    Girl: lolo, kahit mahubran nyo ko, di nyo ko kayang gahasain dahil susumpong lang rayuma nyo!!!



    Lolo:watch me! Nagflanax yata 2!!!

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by Eustace on May 16th 2009, 1:48 pm

    Erap phoned a doctor, asking for assistance.

    Erap: Doc, what will I do? Loi is laboring and she’s in pain.

    Doctor: Is this her first baby?

    Erap: No, this is Erap.

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by Jaisus on May 16th 2009, 2:00 pm

    Eustace wrote:ang mga taong di photogenic at di magawang maging maganda o gwapo sa picture ..


    laging suggesti0n :





    Spoiler:

    WACKY! DALI WACKY TAYO!



    I LOVE THIS,, hahahaha,, clap clap

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by Eustace on May 16th 2009, 2:04 pm

    Learn to speak Japanese the Eustace way...

    First lesson:
    Basics...


    Is this your car? - Otomoto

    Is this my car? - Otokoto

    Is this your noodles? - Mikimoto

    This is my desk - Itodesko

    Speechless? - Wasabe

    I have a lot of things to do - Hironaka

    Old lady? - Kurukurubot

    A blind man who has been cured - Nakakita

    A man listening to a Walkman/Diskman - Nakasone

    Katulong (DH) - Otosang

    Mahirap - Nakamura

    Mayaman - Nakaguchi

    Komiks - Wakasang

    Tricycle - Tatrogurung

    Pangit - Kamukamo

    Maganda - Kamukako

    Cigarette Factory - Yosigawa

    Tamad - Yokogawa

    Makati ang ulo - Mekoto

    Virgin - Sarakeke

    Hindi Virgin - Wasakeke

    Makati ang kilikili - Mebarakubakirikiri

    Makati ang puke - Kekekomekoto

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by D@shie on May 18th 2009, 5:47 pm

    Eustace wrote:MGA SIMPLENG PANGARAP...

    chanrakter: Gusto kong maging NURSE para makatulong sa kapwa...

    KAR:Ako DOCTOR para makagamot ng kapwa...

    Jaisus:Ako SUPERHERO para makasagip ng kapwa...

    marianner:Ako MAYOR, tutulungan ko ang kapwa ko...

    itinakdada:Ako PRESIDENTE. Maglilingkod ako sa kapwa...

    Spoiler:
    Eustace:Ako... Gusto ko maging KAPWA para tibi-tiba!!!

    Selos ako... wala kasi ako... haha


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    Then I could be from five different towns,
    and stuff myself full of five different types of food
    and have five different jobs...


    And I could...


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    - Orihime Inoue




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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by Eustace on May 19th 2009, 2:39 pm

    D@shie wrote:
    Eustace wrote:MGA SIMPLENG PANGARAP...

    chanrakter: Gusto kong maging NURSE para makatulong sa kapwa...

    KAR:Ako DOCTOR para makagamot ng kapwa...

    Jaisus:Ako SUPERHERO para makasagip ng kapwa...

    marianner:Ako MAYOR, tutulungan ko ang kapwa ko...

    itinakdada:Ako PRESIDENTE. Maglilingkod ako sa kapwa...

    Spoiler:
    Eustace:Ako... Gusto ko maging KAPWA para tibi-tiba!!!

    Selos ako... wala kasi ako... haha

    don't worry d@sh...

    ilalagay kita sa next joke ko...

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    Re: Joke Time!

    Post by julliancloud on September 13th 2009, 3:55 am

    i love this one. haha

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