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olla86 wrote:LOL!! I have this one:
Before marriage:
She : Hi
He : Oh, I've been waiting this ...
She : You want me to go ?
He : no, Not at all
She : do you love me ?
He : of course, big time
She : you picked the wrong woman ??
He : no, why do you say that ?
She : you wanna kiss me ?
He : every time I see you !!
She : you wanna slap me ??
He : are you crazy ? never
She : can I trust you ?
He : yes
She : My love
...
after marriage
Read the same text upwards ...
olla86 wrote:LOL!! I have this one:
Before marriage:
She : Hi
He : Oh, I've been waiting this ...
She : You want me to go ?
He : no, Not at all
She : do you love me ?
He : of course, big time
She : you picked the wrong woman ??
He : no, why do you say that ?
She : you wanna kiss me ?
He : every time I see you !!
She : you wanna slap me ??
He : are you crazy ? never
She : can I trust you ?
He : yes
She : My love
...
after marriage
Read the same text upwards ...
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D@shie wrote:
A man and a woman were waiting in line at the hospital donation center.
Man: 'What are you doing here today?'
Woman: 'Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me 200 bucks for it.'
Man: 'Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me 1000 bucks.'
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the same line.
Man: 'Hi there! Here to donate blood again?'
Woman: (shaking her head with mouth closed) 'Unh unh.'
duplex wrote:D@shie wrote:
A man and a woman were waiting in line at the hospital donation center.
Man: 'What are you doing here today?'
Woman: 'Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me 200 bucks for it.'
Man: 'Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me 1000 bucks.'
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the same line.
Man: 'Hi there! Here to donate blood again?'
Woman: (shaking her head with mouth closed) 'Unh unh.'
I don't get it
just kiddin'!99thornlessredroses wrote:duplex wrote:D@shie wrote:
A man and a woman were waiting in line at the hospital donation center.
Man: 'What are you doing here today?'
Woman: 'Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me 200 bucks for it.'
Man: 'Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me 1000 bucks.'
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the same line.
Man: 'Hi there! Here to donate blood again?'
Woman: (shaking her head with mouth closed) 'Unh unh.'
I don't get it
the joke is kind of green. so i'm sure you know it.
duplex wrote:99thornlessredroses wrote:duplex wrote:D@shie wrote:
A man and a woman were waiting in line at the hospital donation center.
Man: 'What are you doing here today?'
Woman: 'Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me 200 bucks for it.'
Man: 'Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me 1000 bucks.'
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the same line.
Man: 'Hi there! Here to donate blood again?'
Woman: (shaking her head with mouth closed) 'Unh unh.'
I don't get it
the joke is kind of green. so i'm sure you know it.
nah, I honestly dont get it.
99thornlessredroses wrote:
i'll let maturity do its job on you so that you'll get the meaning by yourself.
duplex wrote:99thornlessredroses wrote:
i'll let maturity do its job on you so that you'll get the meaning by yourself.
what happen if I am mature at that time and still dont get it? I probably wont have anyone to tell it to me, so why dont you just tell me already
99thornlessredroses wrote:duplex wrote:99thornlessredroses wrote:
i'll let maturity do its job on you so that you'll get the meaning by yourself.
what happen if I am mature at that time and still dont get it? I probably wont have anyone to tell it to me, so why dont you just tell me already
i'm pretty sure you'll get it since you live in the US.
duplex wrote:99thornlessredroses wrote:duplex wrote:99thornlessredroses wrote:
i'll let maturity do its job on you so that you'll get the meaning by yourself.
what happen if I am mature at that time and still dont get it? I probably wont have anyone to tell it to me, so why dont you just tell me already
i'm pretty sure you'll get it since you live in the US.
and what does that suppose to mean?
99thornlessredroses wrote:duplex wrote:99thornlessredroses wrote:duplex wrote:99thornlessredroses wrote:
i'll let maturity do its job on you so that you'll get the meaning by yourself.
what happen if I am mature at that time and still dont get it? I probably wont have anyone to tell it to me, so why dont you just tell me already
i'm pretty sure you'll get it since you live in the US.
and what does that suppose to mean?
people in the US mature faster than people in the Philippines when it comes to green jokes! hahaha! XD
D@shie wrote:
So now, would it be my fault that you didnt get the joke?
LOL
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