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peech- Pchy's Queen
- Number of posts: 2944
Registration date: 2008-12-30
bump!
up ko lang..sana may mag post
up ko lang..sana may mag post
nonez- Pchy's Lover
- Number of posts: 1973
Age: 22
Location: Singapore
Registration date: 2009-01-01
ahahaha..>>>>>>>
natawa ako dito>>>>
kaya lang ang ibang joke>>>
narinig ko na>>>>
natawa ako dito>>>>
kaya lang ang ibang joke>>>
narinig ko na>>>>
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PCHYnatix
itinakdada08- Honorary Pchynatic
- Number of posts: 4913
Age: 22
Location: perlas ng silangan pasay city
Registration date: 2009-01-15
teacher:
only PEDRO got 98/100
Pedro:
oh ano say niyo? umuwi na kau mga bobo mag tanim kau ng kamote.. mamundok kayung lahat!! hahahahhaah !!
Teacher:
And The REST got 100
hahahahhaahha----- pahiya
only PEDRO got 98/100
Pedro:
oh ano say niyo? umuwi na kau mga bobo mag tanim kau ng kamote.. mamundok kayung lahat!! hahahahhaah !!
Teacher:
And The REST got 100
hahahahhaahha----- pahiya
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by imakuni
by clivelife is so wonderful like a box of chocolate so you must enjoy it
chiruruzu- Pchy's Lover
- Number of posts: 1912
Age: 19
Location: cebu
Registration date: 2009-01-01
got this one from a magazine., korniks toh.,
2 filipino and a foreigner inside an elevator.
Fil 1: Bababa ba?
Fil 2: Bababa...
Foreigner: (Nosebleed, trying to figure out what alienated language they are using)
pati ako di natawa., toink!
2 filipino and a foreigner inside an elevator.
Fil 1: Bababa ba?
Fil 2: Bababa...
Foreigner: (Nosebleed, trying to figure out what alienated language they are using)
pati ako di natawa., toink!
peech- Pchy's Queen
- Number of posts: 2944
Registration date: 2008-12-30
chiruruzu wrote:got this one from a magazine., korniks toh.,
2 filipino and a foreigner inside an elevator.
Fil 1: Bababa ba?
Fil 2: Bababa...
Foreigner: (Nosebleed, trying to figure out what alienated language they are using)
pati ako di natawa., toink!
actually, mas maganda ata to kung ikkwento mo talaga.... heard this one from my prof medyo natawa ako nun ^^
D@shie- Honorary Pchynatic
- Number of posts: 6384
Age: 23
Location: Δωδεκάθεον
Registration date: 2009-01-01
Ang dami kong kaklaseng Intsik. Apelyidong Uy, Lim, Tan, Co, Go, Chua,
Chi, Sy, Wy, at kung anu-ano pa. Pero sa kanilang lahat kay Gilbert Go
ako naging malapit. Mayaman si Gilbert kaya mangyari pa, madalas siya ang
taya sa tuwing gigimik ang barkada.
Isang araw na-ospital ang kanyang ama. Sinamahan ko siya sa
pagdalaw. Nasa ICU na noon ang kanyang ama dahil sa stroke. Naron din ang
ilan sa kanyang malalapit na kamag-anak.
Nag-usap sila. Intsik ang kanilang usapan.... hindi ko maintindihan.
Pagkatapos ng ilang minutong usap-usap, nagkayayaan nang umuwi. Maiwan daw
muna ako at pakibantayan ang kanyang ama habang inihahatid nya ang kanyang
mga kamag-anak palabas ng ospital. Lumipat ako sa gawing kaliwa ng kama ng
kanyang ama para ilapag ang mga iniwan nilang mga gamit na kakailanganin ng
magbabantay sa ospital. Nang akmang ilalapag ko na ay biglang nangisay ang
matanda.
Hinahabol nya ang kanyang hininga... Kinuyom nya ang kanyang palad at
paulit-ulit siyang nagsalita ng wikang intsik na hindi ko maintindihan.
"Di ta guae yong khee"..... "Di ta guae yong khee"... "Di ta guae yong
khee".. paulit-ulit nya itong binigkas bago siya malagutan ng hininga.
Pagbalik ni Gilbert ay patay na ang kanyang ama. Ikinagulat nya ang
pangyayari ngunit marahil ay tanggap na rin nya na papanaw na ang kanyang
ama. Walang tinig na namutawi sa kanyang bibig. Ngunit iyon na yata ang
pinakamasidhing pagluha na nasaksihan ko.
Nagpa-alam muna ako, dahil siguradong magdadatingin uli ang kanyang mga
kamag-anak.
Sumakay ako ng taksi pauwi. Habang nasa taksi.. tinawagan ko ang iba pa
naming kabarkada. Una kong tinawagan si Noel Chua. Dahil marunong si Noel
mag-intsik, tinanong ko muna kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng "Di ta guae yong
khee".
"Huwag mong apakan ang oxygen. "... "Bakit saan mo ba narinig 'yan?".
Chi, Sy, Wy, at kung anu-ano pa. Pero sa kanilang lahat kay Gilbert Go
ako naging malapit. Mayaman si Gilbert kaya mangyari pa, madalas siya ang
taya sa tuwing gigimik ang barkada.
Isang araw na-ospital ang kanyang ama. Sinamahan ko siya sa
pagdalaw. Nasa ICU na noon ang kanyang ama dahil sa stroke. Naron din ang
ilan sa kanyang malalapit na kamag-anak.
Nag-usap sila. Intsik ang kanilang usapan.... hindi ko maintindihan.
Pagkatapos ng ilang minutong usap-usap, nagkayayaan nang umuwi. Maiwan daw
muna ako at pakibantayan ang kanyang ama habang inihahatid nya ang kanyang
mga kamag-anak palabas ng ospital. Lumipat ako sa gawing kaliwa ng kama ng
kanyang ama para ilapag ang mga iniwan nilang mga gamit na kakailanganin ng
magbabantay sa ospital. Nang akmang ilalapag ko na ay biglang nangisay ang
matanda.
Hinahabol nya ang kanyang hininga... Kinuyom nya ang kanyang palad at
paulit-ulit siyang nagsalita ng wikang intsik na hindi ko maintindihan.
"Di ta guae yong khee"..... "Di ta guae yong khee"... "Di ta guae yong
khee".. paulit-ulit nya itong binigkas bago siya malagutan ng hininga.
Pagbalik ni Gilbert ay patay na ang kanyang ama. Ikinagulat nya ang
pangyayari ngunit marahil ay tanggap na rin nya na papanaw na ang kanyang
ama. Walang tinig na namutawi sa kanyang bibig. Ngunit iyon na yata ang
pinakamasidhing pagluha na nasaksihan ko.
Nagpa-alam muna ako, dahil siguradong magdadatingin uli ang kanyang mga
kamag-anak.
Sumakay ako ng taksi pauwi. Habang nasa taksi.. tinawagan ko ang iba pa
naming kabarkada. Una kong tinawagan si Noel Chua. Dahil marunong si Noel
mag-intsik, tinanong ko muna kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng "Di ta guae yong
khee".
"Huwag mong apakan ang oxygen. "... "Bakit saan mo ba narinig 'yan?".
_________________
If only I have five lives!
Then I could be from five different towns,
and stuff myself full of five different types of food
and have five different jobs...
And I could...
Fall inlove with the same person five times!
- Orihime Inoue
Then I could be from five different towns,
and stuff myself full of five different types of food
and have five different jobs...
And I could...
Fall inlove with the same person five times!
- Orihime Inoue
nepotism- Certified Pchynatic
- Number of posts: 485
Registration date: 2009-01-28
natawa aq dun dashie... 
julipych- Pchy's Lover
- Number of posts: 2460
Age: 19
Location: quezon city
Registration date: 2009-03-08
OMG!! haha...
super laugh ako dun ah,...
super laugh ako dun ah,...
D@shie- Honorary Pchynatic
- Number of posts: 6384
Age: 23
Location: Δωδεκάθεον
Registration date: 2009-01-01
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everone else in the room stops to listen.
Man: "Hello?"
Woman: "Honey, it's me . Are you at the club?"
Man: "Yes!"
Woman: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the next 2010 models. I saw one I really liked."
Man: "How much?"
Woman: "$60,000"
Man: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
Man: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,00."
Woman: "OK, I'll see you later! I love you!"
Man: "Bye, I love you too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him with astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
Man: "Hello?"
Woman: "Honey, it's me . Are you at the club?"
Man: "Yes!"
Woman: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the next 2010 models. I saw one I really liked."
Man: "How much?"
Woman: "$60,000"
Man: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
Man: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,00."
Woman: "OK, I'll see you later! I love you!"
Man: "Bye, I love you too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him with astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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If only I have five lives!
Then I could be from five different towns,
and stuff myself full of five different types of food
and have five different jobs...
And I could...
Fall inlove with the same person five times!
- Orihime Inoue
Then I could be from five different towns,
and stuff myself full of five different types of food
and have five different jobs...
And I could...
Fall inlove with the same person five times!
- Orihime Inoue
julipych- Pchy's Lover
- Number of posts: 2460
Age: 19
Location: quezon city
Registration date: 2009-03-08
hahaha....
my goddness!! love it!
tawa lang ako ng tawa!
my goddness!! love it!
tawa lang ako ng tawa!
D@shie- Honorary Pchynatic
- Number of posts: 6384
Age: 23
Location: Δωδεκάθεον
Registration date: 2009-01-01
Salamat naman at nagustuhan nyo... hanap lang ako... 
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If only I have five lives!
Then I could be from five different towns,
and stuff myself full of five different types of food
and have five different jobs...
And I could...
Fall inlove with the same person five times!
- Orihime Inoue
Then I could be from five different towns,
and stuff myself full of five different types of food
and have five different jobs...
And I could...
Fall inlove with the same person five times!
- Orihime Inoue
D@shie- Honorary Pchynatic
- Number of posts: 6384
Age: 23
Location: Δωδεκάθεον
Registration date: 2009-01-01
Two sisters were driving one afternoon in a Volkswagen to a faraway province. Night came and they found themselves in a deserted stretch of road. A cargo truck blocked the road. When they stopped, three armed men sprang and ordered them to alight.
"This is a holdup!", announced one. "Hand over your jewelry, watches, as well as your purses."
"I'm sorry to dissapoint you," said the elder sister. "But I don't wear jewelry. I have my purse and my handbag, though.."
"I'm also sorry," remarked the younger sister. "I left my jewelry at home. But here's my handbag."
The thieves cursed at their bad luck. So, they asked for the Voldwagen, as well as for the sisters to strip naked. Then off the robbers went.
The sisters sighed in relief.
"Sis, I noticed you were wearing your bejeweled watch and diamond ring when we left earlier," said the elder sister.
"Why, of course," she replied, "I inserted them there," pointing to her vagina. "How about you?"
"I guess we had the same idea," she answered, spearding her legs and extracting the jewelry and purse from her vault.
"You know, sis, if mama were only here, we could have saved the Volkswagen!"
"This is a holdup!", announced one. "Hand over your jewelry, watches, as well as your purses."
"I'm sorry to dissapoint you," said the elder sister. "But I don't wear jewelry. I have my purse and my handbag, though.."
"I'm also sorry," remarked the younger sister. "I left my jewelry at home. But here's my handbag."
The thieves cursed at their bad luck. So, they asked for the Voldwagen, as well as for the sisters to strip naked. Then off the robbers went.
The sisters sighed in relief.
"Sis, I noticed you were wearing your bejeweled watch and diamond ring when we left earlier," said the elder sister.
"Why, of course," she replied, "I inserted them there," pointing to her vagina. "How about you?"
"I guess we had the same idea," she answered, spearding her legs and extracting the jewelry and purse from her vault.
"You know, sis, if mama were only here, we could have saved the Volkswagen!"
_________________
If only I have five lives!
Then I could be from five different towns,
and stuff myself full of five different types of food
and have five different jobs...
And I could...
Fall inlove with the same person five times!
- Orihime Inoue
Then I could be from five different towns,
and stuff myself full of five different types of food
and have five different jobs...
And I could...
Fall inlove with the same person five times!
- Orihime Inoue
Mew- Pchy's Lover
- Number of posts: 1793
Age: 26
Location: starbucks
Registration date: 2009-02-01
A friend told another friend,
"Naku, magma-makeup
muna ako, baka magmukha akong yaya mo."
The other friend replied,
"Naku, magma-makeup
muna ako, baka magmukha akong yaya mo."
The other friend replied,
- Spoiler:
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[i:]So I have one question. [b:]If we can love someone so much, how will we be able to handle it one day when we are separated?[/b:] And if being separated is a part of life, and you know about separation well, is it possible that we can love someone and never be afraid of losing them? At the same time, [b:]I was also wondering, is it possible that we can live our entire life without loving anyone at all? That’s my loneliness.[/b:][/i:]
Mew- Pchy's Lover
- Number of posts: 1793
Age: 26
Location: starbucks
Registration date: 2009-02-01
"Ako, I was born beautiful. Ikaw, you were just born."
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[i:]So I have one question. [b:]If we can love someone so much, how will we be able to handle it one day when we are separated?[/b:] And if being separated is a part of life, and you know about separation well, is it possible that we can love someone and never be afraid of losing them? At the same time, [b:]I was also wondering, is it possible that we can live our entire life without loving anyone at all? That’s my loneliness.[/b:][/i:]
Mew- Pchy's Lover
- Number of posts: 1793
Age: 26
Location: starbucks
Registration date: 2009-02-01
(this one is real... i was talking to a bitchy friend... i was trying to pull a punch line... bumaliktad, hehe)
Mew: Walang pasok bukas! Yehey!
Bitchy Friend: Damn it!
Mew: Bakit?
Bitchy Friend: Sana the next day na lang. My car is coding.
Mew: Ano ba yan, not every holiday is about you!
Mew: Walang pasok bukas! Yehey!
Bitchy Friend: Damn it!
Mew: Bakit?
Bitchy Friend: Sana the next day na lang. My car is coding.
Mew: Ano ba yan, not every holiday is about you!
- Spoiler:
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[i:]So I have one question. [b:]If we can love someone so much, how will we be able to handle it one day when we are separated?[/b:] And if being separated is a part of life, and you know about separation well, is it possible that we can love someone and never be afraid of losing them? At the same time, [b:]I was also wondering, is it possible that we can live our entire life without loving anyone at all? That’s my loneliness.[/b:][/i:]